Kylie Jenner’s Home-Cooked Meal Bears Striking Resemblance To A Socialite In A Nude Thong

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Kylie Jenner's Home-Cooked Meal Bears Striking Resemblance To A Socialite In A Nude Thong

Late last night, Kylie Jenner had a hankering for some lasagna, which as we all know, is an aphrodisiac. She cooked it herself, and took to Snapchat to let us all know how the process went.

Wow, Kyles! So impressed with you and ~bestie~ Jordyn Woods. You guys look like you’re hard at work making that meal from scratch. Can’t wait to see how it turns out!

That is certainly a damn good-looking lasagna. I can’t wait to see more of your culinary process.

^When he asks you where that booty come from.

So what I’m getting from this is that Kylie is just like any other 19-year-old girl who literally posted an entire snapchat story about lasagna just so one dude would see it. She got that “wyd” and had to pretend that being domestic was her natural habitat. I get it.

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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of TSM for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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