Lacoste Sunglasses: Don’t Even Bother

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Recently, GQ magazine released news of Lacoste’s premier venture into the sunglasses game. Known equally by fratstars for their pastel polo shirts and grandfathers for their comfortable cardigans, the brand has now released a line for men with a variety of options, all to be priced between $120 and $150.

While some find themselves impressed, my reaction could not be farther from that. Glancing on the company in and of itself, Lacoste is already in a tricky position. Though the company models itself as an upper class staple, the fact of the matter is that most fraternity members prefer their polo shirts, Lacoste’s cash cow, to come from Brooks Brothers, Vineyard Vines, Southern Proper, Polo, and other such clothiers.

This initial reaction is furthered when one views the actual sunglasses. Unlike the polo game wherein Lacoste has a viable, traditional product, this release is all over the board. Models featured include a Persol-inspired tortoiseshell frame alongside a bastardized version of the classic wireframe Ray-Ban Aviators.

The verdict? Don’t bite like a crocodile. In this day and age, the fratstar’s two mainstay brands are Costa Del-Mar and Ray-Ban. If you desire a frame comparable to the ones featured on GQ, I urge you to check out the Persol 0649 (worn by such eternal badasses as Steve McQueen) and the Ray-Ban Aviator (again, sported by badasses like military pilots.) Both are acceptable substitutes to the previous standards, keeping you timeless while also removing yourself from the masses.

Persol-inspired tortoiseshell frame

bastardized version of the classic wireframe Ray-Ban Aviators


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    buy clothes from a company that makes clothes, buy a watch from a company that makes watches, buy sunglasses from a company that makes sunglasses. Buying a watch or sunglasses from a company like lacoste just means you’re dumb.

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      Frat OClock

      Luxotica makes everything. Literally, everything. Very few, if any name brands at this point still make their own sunglasses in house. They all sell the rights to Luxotica who manufactures and distributes them under other brand’s names. Costa excluded.

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      cotton king

      Good advice, the only downside is that pretty much all glasses, sun and otherwise, are made by luxxotica (they made persol, ray ban, brooksbrothers, and gdi shit like oakley). Just like lots of watches use a standard movement.

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      ^ I second that bro. I have some thumps that although look very Geed, I DGaF. I jam to my chili peppers, DMB, and country day frat music whenever the sorostitutes stop by and throw on there lame ass Katy Perry. Oakleys can be FaF.

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