Land of the free, home of the babes. TFM.
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If only we had started with 11 States
Thanks Robert E. Lee.
I feel like you probably don’t know too much about history
My shorts stand at attention for these ladies
my boxers suddenly feel wet
White lap hammer and blue balls, now if only she’d be my betsy ross and contribute a lipstick stripe to this equation.
The only time I’ll want the flag to hit the ground
Flag never touches the ground. Ever.
The obvious solution here is to raise it higher, you communist bastard.