Large Chested Woman Fulfills Dream Of Getting Her Tits On Google Street View

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Dreams do come true, so don’t ever stop reaching for the stars. You want to be president one day? Go for it. You want to earn your Tour card and make a living playing golf? Keep swinging. You want your gigantic flappies to appear on Google Street View? Girl, you go for it.

Australian Karen Davis seized the opportunity of a lifetime in January after spotting the Google Street View car making the rounds in her neighborhood. She flanked the car, pulled out ahead, got herself in position on the adjacent sidewalk, and let her monstrous tits fly. Boom. Nailed it. Also, she doesn’t fuck with flat-titty bitches.

“I look at Google Maps a lot and I wanted to be on there and I thought this is the way to do it,” Davis told the Port Pirie Recorder, her local newspaper. “I got to tick something else off my bucket list.”

Davis dismissed criticism of her flashing as the jealous wails of the less pendulous. “All the flat-tittie chicks think I am disgusting,” said Davis (who is hoping that Google will send her a free t-shirt).

Another interesting part of this story is Google’s fairly impressive image algorithm that is designed to auto-blur certain things that could identity people, like license plates and faces. It’s also supposed to blur anything sexual in nature — for example: huge Australian titties.

I said it was “fairly” impressive because it didn’t work properly in this instance. Google’s first attempt to blur Davis’s chest missed her, juuuuust a bit outside. The second attempt, however, was successful (seen above). To view the NSFW images, click HERE.

[via The Smoking Gun]

Image via Google

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