Asking the CEO what we’re going to do about the dropping of company stock, as an intern. TFM.

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  1. The_ChiIis_Guy

    “What are we going to do about the stock dropping, boss?”
    “Oh you looked at our stock ticker? DURRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRR.”
    (“P.S. You’re fired.”)

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  2. dye_fratting

    I imagine the CEO looking back and giving you a look that said either “I have too much cocaine and scotch in me to care” or “did that intern just fucking speak to me”…or a combo of both

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  3. TakeALap

    I would fucking whip my dick out and start pissing on you. Then I would fire you, and make sure that you never ever had a chance at any large company in the area for being such a fucking try hard.

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