Asking the CEO what we’re going to do about the dropping of company stock, as an intern. TFM.

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    itsfraternity

    Go back under the pile of whale shit at the bottom of the ocean where you and just about all interns belong, and keep your fucking mouth shut.

    ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 3 years ago
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    FrattyPun

    Companies can’t just “raise their stock price”, they have to focus on earnings and income and the rest follows suit. And a fluctuation in stock price doesn’t affect the company’s equity. Once the price for the IPO is received, the stock changes hands at the cost of the investors, not the company.

    In short, if you did say this (which you obviously didn’t), your CEO now thinks your a dumbass.

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    The_ChiIis_Guy

    “What are we going to do about the stock dropping, boss?”
    “Oh you looked at our stock ticker? DURRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRR.”
    (“P.S. You’re fired.”)

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