Behold, the most stereotypical Pike document in the history of Pike.
A few of my favorite gems:
Tool, lifted truck, pike material…Girls always text him first.
He’s the kinda guy who won’t go to the gym in a shirt with sleeves. He’s literally just like me, that’s why we’re best friends lol. WE NEED THIS K
Stud. Jacked. Genius. Chill-to-pull ratio 5:5.
I have to say, the UF Pikes sound like a bunch of macho men. I’d love to sit in that hash meeting. “Bro, he’s a complete tool.” Sounds like Pike material to me, bid!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.