Leo DiCaprio Deals With His Breakup By Taking 20 Women Home With Him

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Leonardo DiCaprio has been up to some legendary stuff since the late ’90s, and he has served as a debauchery mentor for many young actors over the years. He recently split with his girlfriend, a fact that I neither knew nor cared about until reading this article. So, instead of doing what most guys would do, which is usually sitting alone in their house and drinking to make the mean feelings go away, Leo went to a club and left with 20 girls.

According to a source, he was kicking it with some celebs including Joe Jonas in VIP and then walked out alone with every single woman. While they were still at the club, the source claims that “The Jonas brother looked scared, like he was going to drown and suffocate in the women.” Classic Jonas brother. You get handed the keys to a garage full of Porsches and you don’t go inside because the roads are a little scary to drive on.

Anyway, this kind of TMZ bullshit doesn’t typically interest me, but you really just have to be in awe that Leo is still kicking it this hard. I mean, he’s been Hollywood’s biggest party boy for two decades now, and he doesn’t seem to show any signs of slowing down. He’s the perfect example of a hard-partying guy who has big career aspirations. He hasn’t let his partying get in the way of being one of the best actors on the planet–in fact, he’s only gotten better. You know you’re a badass when your role in “The Wolf Of Wall Street” just looks like an average Tuesday for you.

Did he fuck all 20 of those women? I’d like to think so.

[via New York Daily News]

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Sterling Cooper is a contributing writer for Total Frat Move and Post Grad Problems. He has never understood why people like sand, and has been in a bitter ten year rivalry with Muggsy Bogues, for reasons neither of them choose to reveal.

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