It’s Friday, spring break is in full swing, and alcohol is readily available in the United States of America, so let’s get weird.
Here’s another reminder that the 2017 TFM Spring Break Photo and Video Contest is underway and it’s hotter than ever. Tons and tons of boob and butthole luges. I’m not one to tell you people how to live your lives, but I am here to tell you to stop drinking beer out of strangers’ sweaty buttholes out in front of God and everyone. It’s a bad look and unsanitary. There’s one guy who did like five butthole luges! That’s five too many. I’m all in on the shark tank challenge, though. That shit is wild. College kids swimming with sharks, risking their lives for a shot at social media glory. I love it.
Keep the spring break videos and pictures rolling in by sending them to firstname.lastname@example.org and put SPRING BREAK in your subject line to enter.
What are we getting into this weekend?