There may not be a LGW next Friday because I’ll be in Augusta for the greatest sporting event of all time and, well, I might not get around to posting it. I’m sorry I’m not sorry. BUT, if you are going to be in the area, and if you’re at least 21 years old, stop by the Natty Shack and say hello and drink cold Natty with Bolen and me. And Smylie Kaufman and a ton of other notables. It should be a blast, even if you’re not going inside the tourney.
The video will come out next week but I did a football long toss competition with Intern Craig and I absolutely humiliated him. He’s a college QB. I write for a lowbrow website. Think about it. There isn’t anyone in Austin who can out-throw me. I actually believe that, and I’m willing to accept worthy challengers.
Also I was called racist by multiple people this week for using the phrase “random black dudes,” so that was fun. I don’t quite get that one.
What do we have going on this weekend?