It’s week one of spring break and some of you crazy, college kids are blowing off all the pent-up frustration from class by drinking yourr faces off and having dirty, unprotected sex with each other — all the ingredients for a great time. How’s it looking at PCB as the first week is drawing to a close?
Ohhhh. Not good. It’s a goddamn ghost town out there. I haven’t seen PCB that deserted since Hurricane Opal ripped through. The city’s tourist economy has to be tanking, right? No way that their plea for more families instead of rowdy college kids is going to attract more families. When you’re a family and you’re looking for a beach, you go to Seaside, not PCB. PCB is forever unclean.
In all fairness, only two real schools are on spring break this week: Florida and Michigan. Maybe things will start to pick up in the coming weeks..