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Like This Asshole’s Tweet So He’ll Throw His Rolex Off A Bridge

Not much to this one. Just kind of want this guy to throw his Roley off a bridge. The chance that he’ll actually follow through is between slim and none. I don’t even buy that this account is legit. Why would this turd have 95k followers? They’re paid-for bots, if you ask me.

In the small chance this is legit, I want nothing more than for this guy to throw his very pricey wristwatch off a bridge for being an attention-seeking asshole. And yes I know I’m giving him the attention he’s seeking, so I’m part of the problem, but if it results in him being without his Roley? Worth it.


UPDATE: That didn’t take long. Bye bye, Roley.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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