WIN A $15K POKER TRIP TO VEGAS FOR YOU AND FOUR FRIENDS
Bovada Poker is holding a video contest giving away $15k Prize Package. You and four friends will be sent to Vegas to play in the WSOP, and Bovada is picking up the tab. CLICK FOR DETAILS »
Justin Bieber At The Anne Frank House: How It Happened And Why He’s An Ass
Learning about Canadian history has to be like learning about how paper is made. Both are really boring processes that ultimately result in something plain and white that can’t win a war by itself. READ MORE...
GIVEAWAY: 2013 Callaway X Hot Driver
We're giving away this driver in honor of Masters week. Click the picture to the left, and like us on Facebook for the chance to win.
Spring Break Photo Contest
The 2013 TFM Spring Break Photo Contest is in full swing! Click the beach golfer to check out the contest, vote on pictures, and submit your own entries to win awesome prizes.
TFM Halloween Costume Contest 2011
This year's contest starts on Thursday, October 25. Check out last year's contest, and raise the fucking bar.
TFM Sweetheart Taylor Chatley
TFM Sweetheart Taylor Chatley's gallery has been updated. Click the picture to view.
Shark Week is for Losers
Last year one of our interns argued that Shark Week is for losers. He's still an intern, and he still stands by his point. Click the image for his column.
Most American Photo Collection of All Time
In honor of our nation's birth, TFM has compiled a photo gallery worthy of the greatest country since the beginning of man.
TFM Sweetheart Annie Tagye
New TFM Sweethearts have been added, including the incredible Annie Tagye from Pennsylvania. Click the picture to view her photos.
Former Marine Offers 6 Tips For Veterans to Succeed in College
From the article: "Do things on campus outside of the little veterans' sphere," he recommends, such as joining fraternities and sororities that can create a brotherhood or sisterhood. - You guys are always welcome.
Some Stories About Getting High On Bath Salts
There's nothing quite like that "I feel so good I could eat someone's face" feeling.
Guess Who First Came Up With the Idea to Put Machine Guns on Airplanes
America, that's who. GOD we're awesome.
Man Gets DUI In Stolen Motorized Wheelchair
There's really not a good way to explain that to someone.
The Best, Most Correct Thing You’ll Read About Lebron James Today
Oh yeah, he IS good at basketball. We're all spoiled douche bags.
There’s An Operation Iraqi Freedom Toy Train Set
In honor of the vital role trains played in the invasion... I guess? This is of course from the makers of the George S. Patton Combat Tug Boat and the Sherman's March to the Sea Remote Control Hot Air Balloon.
