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Mitt Romney and His Checkbook are TFTC
Mitt Romney elects to "pay the fine" when told not to put his boat on the lake.
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- Texas
The Chill:Pull Calculator
For all of those who need to know their number, we at Georgia Tech did what we do best: make it an exact science!
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- Georgia
Ethan Albright Writes a Letter to John Madden
"Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you fuck with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder."
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- Arizona
Duke Student Rips Apart the University’s Flawed Anti-Hazing Policies
This is the best thing I've read from Duke since that Fuck Book.
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- Missouri
Dodgers Honor Rick Monday on the Anniversary of the Day He Saved the Flag
Also known as the greatest moment in the history of the Chicago Cubs (the team Monday was playing for at the time).
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- Missouri
Bouncers in Iowa Have Strict “No Fatties” Policy in Regards to Bar Top Dancing
University Of Iowa bouncers told a "Self proclaimed Plus Sized" co-ed that the bar she wanted to dance on was "at capacity" (TFM). She then went to the Human Rights Commission of Iowa City.
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- Illinois
How the Tomahawk Chop Came to be a Braves Tradition
Go Braves. That is all.
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- Missouri
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- Missouri
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- Missouri
Unlike the Ivies, Purdue Won’t Be Banning Freshman Rush
Read this story and rejoice that, on some campuses, administrators know what the hell they're doing.
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- Missouri
British Guy Goes to Baseball Game, Immediately Envies America
To be fair he was at a Nationals game. If he had gone to Philly he probably wouldn't have been as high on America after being pelted with batteries and called a "Limey pussy bitch" for 9 innings.
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- Missouri
The Chicago Blackhawks’ Patrick Kane Rages Harder Than You
If any Wisconsin kids have more pictures of Kane being Kane please send them TFM's way ASAP.
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- Missouri
Patrick Kane Had A Lot of Fun in Madison Wisconsin Last Weekend
Well, you know, until he started choking random sorority girls.
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- Missouri
South Carolina Student Condemns Greek Stereotyping
This is a good article but I think half the reason I'm posting it is simply to point out the tidbit he mentions about USC Greeks raising nearly $300,000 for charity in ONE SEMESTER. Holy shitballs. If things like that don't give us the right to drink to excess then I don't know what does.
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- Missouri
Topps Giving Kate Upton Her Own Baseball Card
Have we finally gotten to the point where we're just putting images and videos of Kate Upton everywhere? It's about fucking time.
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- Missouri
Ole Miss QB Bo Wallace Gets Punched in the Face at Fraternity Party
Everyone knows that if you want to be a successful Ole Miss quarterback you have to have a dumb face. Clearly all that's happening here is some helpful fraternity gentleman was making Bo's face a little dumber for him.
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- Missouri
Texas A&M is Not Good At Geography, T-Shirts
Somehow I'm going to find a way to blame this on all the male cheerleaders.
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- Missouri
ALL NEW Photos Section
TFM and TSM Photo sections got a facelift today.
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Smart Theta Chi From Tufts Rebuts a Stupid Anti-Greek Op-Ed
Since I've started my daily contribution to the links section I have read a lot of thoughtless anti-Greek columns like the one this guy is responding to. Frankly they're almost all absurd. This article's author sort of inadvertently describes all of them. If you ever wonder why today's media is awful look no further than how mediocre many of your own college journalists seem to be, apparently the future of journalism won't be much better.
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- Missouri
Navy SEALs Help Train U.S. Olympians
Looks like the IOC is going to have to create a medal more prestigious than gold.
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- Missouri
Russian Man Feels the Boobs of 1,000 Women in One Video
He may be complete Euro-trash but this guy is way TFTC
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A Marine Corps General Medical Officer Talks About his Time in Afghanistan
I seriously recommend reading this.
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- Missouri
Aziz Ansari on Texting Girls
The key is to lead off with a dick pic.
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- Missouri
Guy Tries to Drink Six Beers in Two Minutes, Sort of Does
An American would have held those down.
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GDIs in Washington Hate Greek Dominance, Let it Happen Anyway
UW GDI is angry that Greeks run the political scene on campus, confuses organization and effort with elitism.
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- Washington
K-State Student Calls for the Media to Stop Using the Term “Frat”
I doubt they'll stop though, at no point did the author ask them if they'd call their country a cunt.
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- Missouri
