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"...on Friday night, one of the drunken golfers passed out in the men's grill, and another member opened his pants, pulled out his penis, and slapped the passed out member's head with his penis."
For being a 23-year-old millionaire athlete.
Reports say the inspections will be looking for telltale fire hazards such as faulty wiring, poorly ventilated areas, and groups of people LIGHTING BOOKS ON FIRE INDOORS.
A guy in Miami chewed off a hobo's face. If you have the balls you can look at the aftermath pictures here. Otherwise just read the story and be stunned or amused or horrified or something.
Because when running for a position in the Court of Appeals, Division 2, State of Washington, there's nothing more important than the youth vote. He would have been better off trying to appeal to their youth by lying and saying he was Captain Kangaroo.
So if you're ever out with one of your MIT scientist friends they can help confirm what you were already 99% sure of: that the girl you just talked to is a huge bitch.
Have a problem? According to this music video you can solve it by rubbing bacon on it. And yes ladies, horniness is a problem. (*winks and points, waits naked by the phone*)
Right in time for summer. And the award for worst counterfeiters on Earth goes to...
Some woman was tied to his hotel room bed but sadly it wasn't a hooker, which makes the rest of the story about how some burglars broke in, tied her to the bed, and stole Chapman's stuff sort of boring.
In April we introduced our monthly column courtesy of Total Frat Move that gave you ten (hilarious) reasons to join a fraternity. And now, for May, they’ve done it again, giving us a countdown of 10 REASONS TO DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR SUMMER...
Because only an IDIOT would pay full price for Natty Light. Pffft, not in this economy.
“The police report was really exaggerated ... We were being hazed, but it wasn’t the worst thing in the world. None of us had fearful looks in our eyes, none of us were crying. They (the cops) asked us if we were OK, and we said, ‘We’re fine.'"
At least that's what your pervy doctor will tell you happened after you wake up feeling sore in all the wrong places.
Attorney Robert Wood wonders if they should and explains that while IRS doesn't usually consider fraternities tax exempt educational organizations, they might qualify in another capacity. My rebuttal? (*grabs crotch*) Tax exempt this! (*Puts hand up, no one high fives, sighs*)
"My final verdict: If you’re social, like large groups, and make friends easily, I say join. Just be sure to look past 'rush' and stereotypes, because there is so much more." Also there's the whole Tucson 12 thing...
Does getting a peek at the bottom of my scrotum not arouse her the way underboob arouses me?
Amanda Bynes On Her Arresting Officer: “He Slapped My Vagina”by Roger_Dorn(UPDATED) Holy Shit The FIJI House at Miami Ohio Is Burning To The Ground Currentlyby BaconUniversity Of Iowa Greeks Facing Catastrophic City Housing Ordinanceby Roger_DornThis Ridiculous Reason CAN’T Be Why Brad Pitt Dropped Out Of Mizzou, Can It?by Bacon
Florida Man Makes A Beer Run While Eluding Policeby TheChampionsTour
A Man's Poem. TFM.Comments: 5
This guy's sarcasm. TFM.Comments: 11
The graduation pregame. TFM.Comments: 25
This elephant. TFTC.Comments: 10
Stocks & Blondes. TFM.Comments: 5
The Importance Of Brotherhoodby Whiskey_Ginger
The Summer I Was The Worst Intern Everby Bacon
Why The Fraternity Gentleman Is The Superior Gentlemanby jtrain
The Wrong Hole: A Greek Tragedy Of Sexual Deviancyby Fratimal House
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