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John Edwards is Awful…ly TFTC
No but really, he's sort of a bastard. But hey, flirting with a juror during your campaign finance fraud trial is a hell of a way to go out.
Pictures of U.S. Soldiers Playing Golf
Because nothing says victory like having the time to hit some balls.
Gov. Jay Nixon (D-MO) Tells Mizzou Fraternity to Take Down Gubernatorial Rival’s Banner
Because nothing hurts your reelection chances like a small banner on a giant vacant fraternity house during the summer.
What’s It Like to Watch Porn For a Living?
"You stop seeing people and start seeing holes." - I assume is a quote in the story.
Hooker Loving Secret Service Agents Want Their Jobs Back
"Current and former agents interviewed by the Post admit, however, that there was a tacit culture of acceptance of sexual liaisons on the road — 'wheels up, rings off', as the mantra supposedly went."
Things are REALLY Fucked Up in Mexico
The drug cartels are in an ever escalating war, and this terrifying quote describes it perfectly: “What was once viewed as extreme is now normal. So these gangs must find new extremes. And the only real limit is their imagination, and you do not want to know what is the limit of psychopaths.”
North Carolina Teacher Tells Student Not to Criticize Obama
It really doesn't help your case when the teenager is clearly smarter and more articulate than you.
The Tucson 12 Girls at the Casino Del Sol Pool Party
Casino Del Sol was the venue for The pool party of the year down in Tucson. Check out the video recap featuring the new Tucson12 girls having a blast.
Austin City Limits Line Up Announced
Come on down to Austin October 12th - 14th. There's a decent chance you'll see at least two members of the TFM team dead in a gutter.
Man Turns Super Soaker into Actual Shotgun
Don't worry parents, that creepy guy at Toys-R-Us isn't there to molest your children, he's just making weapons.
Blacking Out Too Much Will Make You Black Out Permanently
The cyborg brain I'll have implanted in 60 years begs to differ.
Pakistani Doctor Who Helped Locate bin Laden Convicted of Treason, Sentenced to 33 Years in Prison
Dear Pakistan, get fucked. Say what you want about Obama but credit to him for giving zero fucks about the sovereignty of our shitty allies and sending in the SEALs anyway.
Ronald Reagan’s Blood is Up For Auction
Here's an idea: We take Reagan's blood, combine it with DNA from Ted Williams' head and genetically engineer the perfect American. My simulations tell me he'll look something like this.
Oklahoma State Invents New Type of Steak, Won’t Share It
We're sorry about the BCS, now please give us the steak.
