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An American Soldier Needs Your Help
Read about the story of Taylor Morris, a 23 year-old Navy EOD Tech who lost all of his limbs.
TFM Sweetheart Taylor Chatley
TFM Sweetheart Taylor Chatley's gallery has been updated. Click the picture to view.
TFM Sweetheart Annie Tagye
New TFM Sweethearts have been added, including the incredible Annie Tagye from Pennsylvania. Click the picture to view her photos.
T. Boone Burns Drake on Twitter
The last time I saw Drake get owned that hard he ended up in a wheelchair.
University of Chicago Fraternities Are Sort of Racist, Sort of Funny
How ADPhi didn't think making their pledges mow the lawn in sombreros was a bad idea is beyond me. But I'm not going to lie, DU's Conquistador Bros and Aztec Hoes party tagline of "Bring an unlimited need to conquer, spread disease and enslave natives,” is pure gold.
The First and Only Night the Cleveland Indians Offered Ten Cent Beers
By the fifth inning my interactions with the vendors would've gone something like this: (*throws a handful of dimes at vendor*) "Gimme that many! And some Goddamn nachos (*sways*) WITH juh-lap-EEN-os... fuggin' bitch." (*falls over dead*)
Former Marine Offers 6 Tips For Veterans to Succeed in College
From the article: "Do things on campus outside of the little veterans' sphere," he recommends, such as joining fraternities and sororities that can create a brotherhood or sisterhood. - You guys are always welcome.
Ohio State GDI Likes Bar In Spite of Greeks
They played "Call Me Maybe" four times in a row? Sounds like that bar is awesome BECAUSE of Greeks.
Pictures of U.S. Soldiers Playing Golf
Because nothing says victory like having the time to hit some balls.
Guess Who First Came Up With the Idea to Put Machine Guns on Airplanes
America, that's who. GOD we're awesome.
Most American Photo Collection of All Time
In honor of our nation's birth, TFM has compiled a photo gallery worthy of the greatest country since the beginning of man.
Man Taxidermies Dead Cat, Turns it into Remote Control Helicopter
This is how Skynet is going to lure lonely women into their robot death camps.
Did You Know Yogi Berra Fought on D-Day?
I didn't know that. He was on a rocket launcher boat that was about 20 yards off the beach. I have no idea what his job was but I hope he was strafing the Germans with a .50 cal shouting "It ain't over 'til it's over! AND IT'S OVER FOR YOU, YOU NAZI FUCKS!"
Boston University Pledges Say Police Severely Over Exaggerated Hazing Allegations
“The police report was really exaggerated ... We were being hazed, but it wasn’t the worst thing in the world. None of us had fearful looks in our eyes, none of us were crying. They (the cops) asked us if we were OK, and we said, ‘We’re fine.'"
Man Gets DUI In Stolen Motorized Wheelchair
There's really not a good way to explain that to someone.
Patton’s Speech to the 3rd Army
The famous speech by George S. Patton that the opening scene of the movie "Patton" was based on.
Yet Another Reason to Hate the New York Mets
Bill Maher is now a part owner of the team. Good thing he's already an atheist because I assume anyone rooting for the Mets on a daily basis abandons their faith in God pretty quickly.
