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University of Louisville Sig Eps to Appear on “Extreme Couponing”
Because only an IDIOT would pay full price for Natty Light. Pffft, not in this economy.
Pakistani Doctor Who Helped Locate bin Laden Convicted of Treason, Sentenced to 33 Years in Prison
Dear Pakistan, get fucked. Say what you want about Obama but credit to him for giving zero fucks about the sovereignty of our shitty allies and sending in the SEALs anyway.
Samuel L. Jackson as Darth Vader
"What does Emperor Palpatine look like? Does he look like a bitch!?! Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Luke?"
George H.W. Bush Has Excellent, Patriotic Socks
If you're wondering why he's in a wheelchair but Babs is still walking strong, this is why.
Ladies and Gentleman Your New Miss USA
I didn't watch the pageant but I assume Miss Rhode Island's exceptional talent and well rehearsed intelligent answers in the Q&A portion are what carried the day.
North Carolina Teacher Tells Student Not to Criticize Obama
It really doesn't help your case when the teenager is clearly smarter and more articulate than you.
GIVEAWAY: 2013 Callaway X Hot Driver
We're giving away this driver in honor of Masters week. Click the picture to the left, and like us on Facebook for the chance to win.
This is the Worst Thing That Ever Happened Anywhere, Ever
Giant super venomous spiders are seeking out humans and attacking them in India? Excuse me while I go cry for the next five hours. If this was happening near me I wouldn't even buy RAID or whatever. I'd fashion a homemade flamethrower and set the world on fire.
Facebook Wants Kids Under 13 to Join the Social Networking Site
Fine, whatever, just keep them off Twitter. No child should be exposed to you people.
UT Has a School for Pubes
Because it says PUBIC Affairs!!!! Did they mean PUBLIC? Well they said PUBIC!!!!! HA! PUBES!
The Hardest Partiers in Sports
How did O.J. Simpson not make this list? That guy takes "rage" to a whole other level.
There’s An Operation Iraqi Freedom Toy Train Set
In honor of the vital role trains played in the invasion... I guess? This is of course from the makers of the George S. Patton Combat Tug Boat and the Sherman's March to the Sea Remote Control Hot Air Balloon.
Crazy Sexy College Traditions
After several tragic impaling deaths, University of Texas students were forced to abandon the long held tradition of "Having sex on top of Bevo."
Ray Lewis Gives Inspirational Speech to Loyola LAX Team
Loyola ended up defeating their opponent, the University of Denver... there were no survivors.
Mike Leach Shoots and Kills a Bear
Over 7 Feet and over 350 pounds. Craig James will be filing a complaint on behalf of the bear.
Man Turns Super Soaker into Actual Shotgun
Don't worry parents, that creepy guy at Toys-R-Us isn't there to molest your children, he's just making weapons.
