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Getting *insert random not funny shit here* drunk. It’s old. Stop it.
You stop. Jerk.
Your old. Stop it.
^His old what?
His old man.
He played one.
Getting “I either popped a cherry or murdered a girl” drunk. TFM.
You must lead a pretty exciting life
^^you are trying too hard
Decreasing the surplus population. TScroogeM.
Malthus*, excuse me
Hazing Bob Cratchet by making him come in early on the 26th when he refused to work on Christmas. TscroogeM.
I actually enjoyed this submission. However, you left out the possibility of crossing the red river.
Red wings. FaF.
Dont lie, you’re a murder at heart, Cupid. You know what happened.
I just like blood.
Literally slaying pussy. RFM.
BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY
You’re a murder at heart? Let’s try for, “murderer,” there Nate.
^ You don’t talk to Nate like that you worthless pile of scrote skin.
that was for alphonse stillgay
^^^^ (or however many arrows it takes to get to pussy mouth up there) There is nothing wrong with that at all. Cupid is, in fact, one single murder. Not a murderer. Take a lap around the surface of the sun until you burn to death.
^^^^^^Cupid is a group of crows at heart.
From time to time the tree of liberty must be refreshed with the blood of pussys and slam assholes.
Nate is cool and all but you should probably hop off his dick. I bet you are chaffing.
Never under-estimate how great period blood can taste.
^ fucking dynamite
Who else saw the pics of this?!!
Me, it was horrible
Me, I threw up.
^ I got a boner
Or you fucked a girl on her period
Just wrapping it up and sticking it in there anyways really isn’t all that bad guys.
Why would you even wrap it?
If a vagina is bloody it’s kind of AIDSy to not wrap it up?
I love stirring the paint with my meat stick and picking off the chips when it dries. FEED ME THE FLUID OF YOUR LIFE!
Doing both. RFM.
Alright Patrick Bateman
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