Getting “I either popped a cherry or murdered a girl” drunk. TFM.
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Dont lie, you’re a murder at heart, Cupid. You know what happened.
You’re a murder at heart? Let’s try for, “murderer,” there Nate.
I just like blood.
BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY
^^^^^^Cupid is a group of crows at heart.
Nate is cool and all but you should probably hop off his dick. I bet you are chaffing.
that was for alphonse stillgay
From time to time the tree of liberty must be refreshed with the blood of pussys and slam assholes.
^ You don’t talk to Nate like that you worthless pile of scrote skin.
^^^^ (or however many arrows it takes to get to pussy mouth up there) There is nothing wrong with that at all. Cupid is, in fact, one single murder. Not a murderer. Take a lap around the surface of the sun until you burn to death.
Literally slaying pussy. RFM.
Never under-estimate how great period blood can taste.
^ fucking dynamite
Or you fucked a girl on her period
Decreasing the surplus population. TScroogeM.
Hazing Bob Cratchet by making him come in early on the 26th when he refused to work on Christmas. TscroogeM.
Malthus*, excuse me
Red wings. FaF.
Who else saw the pics of this?!!
Me, I threw up.
^ I got a boner
Me, it was horrible
Just wrapping it up and sticking it in there anyways really isn’t all that bad guys.
Why would you even wrap it?
I love stirring the paint with my meat stick and picking off the chips when it dries. FEED ME THE FLUID OF YOUR LIFE!
If a vagina is bloody it’s kind of AIDSy to not wrap it up?
Doing both. RFM.
Getting *insert random not funny shit here* drunk. It’s old. Stop it.
His old man.
He played one.
^His old what?
Your old. Stop it.
You stop. Jerk.
You must lead a pretty exciting life
^^you are trying too hard