Getting “I either popped a cherry or murdered a girl” drunk. TFM.
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Dont lie, you’re a murder at heart, Cupid. You know what happened.
You’re a murder at heart? Let’s try for, “murderer,” there Nate.
I just like blood.
BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY
^^^^^^Cupid is a group of crows at heart.
Nate is cool and all but you should probably hop off his dick. I bet you are chaffing.
that was for alphonse stillgay
^^^^ (or however many arrows it takes to get to pussy mouth up there) There is nothing wrong with that at all. Cupid is, in fact, one single murder. Not a murderer. Take a lap around the surface of the sun until you burn to death.
From time to time the tree of liberty must be refreshed with the blood of pussys and slam assholes.
Literally slaying pussy. RFM.
^ You don’t talk to Nate like that you worthless pile of scrote skin.
Getting *insert random not funny shit here* drunk. It’s old. Stop it.
His old man.
He played one.
^His old what?
Your old. Stop it.
You stop. Jerk.
Alright Patrick Bateman
Decreasing the surplus population. TScroogeM.
Hazing Bob Cratchet by making him come in early on the 26th when he refused to work on Christmas. TscroogeM.
Malthus*, excuse me
Never under-estimate how great period blood can taste.
^ fucking dynamite
Or you fucked a girl on her period
Doing both. RFM.
You must lead a pretty exciting life
^^you are trying too hard
I actually enjoyed this submission. However, you left out the possibility of crossing the red river.