Getting “I either popped a cherry or murdered a girl” drunk. TFM.
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Dont lie, you’re a murder at heart, Cupid. You know what happened.
You’re a murder at heart? Let’s try for, “murderer,” there Nate.
I just like blood.
^^^^^^Cupid is a group of crows at heart.
BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY
that was for alphonse stillgay
From time to time the tree of liberty must be refreshed with the blood of pussys and slam assholes.
Nate is cool and all but you should probably hop off his dick. I bet you are chaffing.
Literally slaying pussy. RFM.
^ You don’t talk to Nate like that you worthless pile of scrote skin.
^^^^ (or however many arrows it takes to get to pussy mouth up there) There is nothing wrong with that at all. Cupid is, in fact, one single murder. Not a murderer. Take a lap around the surface of the sun until you burn to death.
Never under-estimate how great period blood can taste.
^ fucking dynamite
Just wrapping it up and sticking it in there anyways really isn’t all that bad guys.
Why would you even wrap it?
I love stirring the paint with my meat stick and picking off the chips when it dries. FEED ME THE FLUID OF YOUR LIFE!
If a vagina is bloody it’s kind of AIDSy to not wrap it up?
Getting *insert random not funny shit here* drunk. It’s old. Stop it.
His old man.
He played one.
Your old. Stop it.
^His old what?
You stop. Jerk.
Or you fucked a girl on her period
Doing both. RFM.
Alright Patrick Bateman
You must lead a pretty exciting life
^^you are trying too hard
Decreasing the surplus population. TScroogeM.
Hazing Bob Cratchet by making him come in early on the 26th when he refused to work on Christmas. TscroogeM.
Malthus*, excuse me