Making her ask permission to blow you. TFM.
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The only time this girl should be on her knees is on Sunday mornings!
“Hey mom let me borrow your phone real quick for five minutes”
Ned, you will do well here.
Are you fucking kidding me? Wrong fucking post.
If, and that’s a very strong if, this is real it’s absolutely hilarious. Men always win.
I thought we were done with these bullshit texts.
Nothing better than a girl with daddy issues.
^ * guy mommy issues.
You sure showed her!
Sooo…. Can I have her number?
On a fucking leash! Goddamn
“Hey mom, can I use your phone real quick?”
Not feeling very original today?
Oh it’s real. The whole story can be found here. A Big thanks to Big Mac for making this all possible. Are You A Swindler? http://www.tinderswindlers.com/#!Swindle-3-Big-Mac/cp9w/B462CCA1-0F30-4C67-96DC-ACFFF280BF34
Youre a fucking weirdo
Says the 45 year old balding man in his mother’s basement. Keyboards make us all tough don’t they?
You won’t fit in here.
That’s what he told his “daddy”
Did anyone actually go look at this site? Choose a colour scheme that doesn’t make me look like I’m Japanese as I’m reading it. Fuck.