We’ve gone down this road before, haven’t we? Ah yes, remember when that 6-year-old kid was suspended from school for finger pistoling chicks on the playground and in the hallways? Just blasting away at little 2nd grade pre-sorosties and priming them for some schoolyard flirt sessions. And just like it did then, it cuts me very deeply to hear that law enforcement stepped into action when Darrell Reynolds, 54, got cuffed after FP-ing his boys in a movie theater.
From Opposing Views:
[Darrell Reynolds] allegedly entered a theater showing the movie “World War Z” on Friday night and scared the crowd by pretending he was shooting a gun, according to KBTX.com.
“It was dark and nobody could really tell especially if you were in the back and you just see a guy going ‘choo choo choo,’” said Caroline Morales, one of the people in the theater Friday night. “The rumor quickly spread that it was a gun and everyone is rushing to the exit quickly. We couldn’t have got out if we wanted to.”
Bullshit, man. Look at this hombre’s mugshot. The guy is pure class. Here he is just trying to walk to his seat, most likely doing that slow, creep-walk thing down in front of the seating area to give all the movie babes ample time to check him out while he’s pretending he hasn’t spotted his crew up there on the 10th row yet. He’s doing the hand above the eyes thing to block out the bright light from the projector, when really it just acts like a huge spotlight for the show he’s putting on. Then, he finally spots his boys up there, or pretends he finally spots them, and seamlessly transitions his light block hand maneuver into a beautiful finger pistol that would bring Shooter McGavin to his knees. He was just firing off a few rounds, a few warning shots.
And on top of all that, he throws in some “choo choo choo” sound effects for good measure. The movie patrons got their money’s worth before the featured attraction even lit up on the screen. Someone buy this man a large tub with all the extra butter he can handle.
Reynolds was charged with disorderly conduct and could pay a fine up to $350.
[via Opposing Views]
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