News

Man Goes Waaaaaaay Overboard With Halloween Decorations, Including Dead Babies, Severed Limbs, The Whole Nine

Screen Shot 2014-10-14 at 4.43.53 PM

A Pittsburgh man got into the Halloween spirit this year by decorating his front lawn as if it were the most horrific baby slaughter crime scene imaginable. Bloodied and severed limbs, decapitated infants, severed heads, babies in motherfucking cages, and the creepiest cannibal rabbit on the planet are strewn about Joe Dauria’s front yard.

Dauria insists that his front yard from Hell is done in the fun spirit of Halloween, but his neighbors aren’t very thrilled. It might have something to do with all the bound/bloody/headless babies he worked into his design. My man Joe went a little heavy on the dead baby front. Just a lot of dead babies, which is odd, because I feel like even one dead baby is too many dead babies. I mean they’re babies, man, and they’re dead.

“Joe, look, we need to talk.”

“Hey Phil, what’s happening?”

“The neighbors and I have been talking, and, well, we all think you’re a swell guy and good neighbor, but the Halloween decorations seem to be a little aggressive this year.”

“You think?”

“We do. You just went real hard on the dead baby angle. There are simply a lot of dead babies.”

“Hmmm, perhaps you’re right. You think the kids are scared?”

“Joe, we’re scared.”

Screen Shot 2014-10-14 at 4.42.53 PM

Screen Shot 2014-10-14 at 4.56.02 PM

Screen Shot 2014-10-14 at 4.56.14 PM

Screen Shot 2014-10-14 at 4.56.28 PM

Screen Shot 2014-10-14 at 4.42.33 PM

Screen Shot 2014-10-14 at 4.42.49 PM

[via WPXI]

Email this to a friend

Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

38 Comments You must log in to comment, or create an account
Show Comments

For More Photos and Videos

Latest podcasts

Download Our App

Take TFM with you. Get

New Stories

Load More