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Man Named Greg In Custom Airbrush T-Shirt Steals Show In Pic Of Hottie With Fake Tits

A casual picture of an attractive young lady (shout out to my girl Tay Chat) wearing an American flag tank top at Disney World is posted on a 667k-follower Instagram account (@tfmgirls) that specifically features attractive college girls, but holy shit get a load of Greg in his personalized airbrushed tee pushing a stroller like a G.

 

Some people are born to be brilliant scientists and cure deadly diseases. Some are born to be skilled surgeons or motivational public speakers. Some people are born to throw 98 MPH fastballs or be political masterminds. Greg, though, Greg was born to take the fam to Disney World, get the whole squad matching, personalized airbrushed tees, and push the fuck out of a stroller while his wife knows to stay a good seven paces in front of him so she doesn’t cramp his style.

The first comment on the picture, simply “GREG,” set a tidal wave of Greg comments in motion. Below are the first 18 comments posted.

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A few other highlights from the comments section:

“Fuck u Greg”

“dammit Greg”

“fucking Greg”

“OLE GREG”

“Greg got the digits”

“Damn where can I get that Greg shirt tho”

“s/o to Greg”

“what’s up GREG”

“My nigga Greg”

“shout out to my nigga Greg”

“God damnit Greg”

“Photobomb from Greg”

“The boy Greg!!!”

“@brittanybelote and buy me an airbrushed tee like Greg. That thing is fly”

“Classic Greg!”

“@lexkwondo is GREG the baby daddy?”

“Greg should be the focus. Hot stuff!”

“damn look at Greg #gregfromdisneyworld”

“Shoutout to the real OG Greg”

“Greg smashes ONLY dimes”

“hey Greg. Little more 🏃, little less 🍕🍔🍟”

Okay that last one is just fucking rude. All the great ones have haters, Greg. And all the great ones know this and shake them haters off and walk off into the sunset wearing a bomb airbrush “Greg” tee from Disney World.

Hey Greg, save some Disney World trim for the rest of us.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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