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Man Stabbed Over Game Of Beer Pong

In Toledo they play for keeps.

Toledo police arrested Ernest Tyler, Jr., 27, of Higgins Street and charged him with felonious assault in the stabbing of Antonio Green, 21, of Main Street. A witness said the two men were playing beer pong at the victim’s residence in the 800 block of Main about 5:20 a.m. when they got into an argument and started fighting, police said.

According to sources, the dispute was related to the game, though no one is sure exactly what it was about. My guess is that Tyler tossed a spinner, and Green blew it out of the cup. Tyler no doubt protested but Green cited “house rules.” The two argued until Tyler eventually exploded into a fit of rage, pulling out a switchblade and exclaiming, “Only bitches blow! AND BITCHES GET STITCHES!”

I’d be lying if I said I haven’t wanted to stab someone over their shitty house rules before.



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Rob Fox

Rob Fox (né Bacon) is Director of Video Content and a Senior Writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He is a graduate, without honors, from the University of Missouri. Rob is originally from St. Louis, and currently lives in Austin, Texas. He still has not admitted to his family what he does for a living, and is prone to having wet nightmares ever since losing his virginity in a haunted house. Email:

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