I suppose when your list is already a travesty, you might as well have some fun with it (Miley Cyrus is 11 spots ahead of Kate Beckinsale for Pete’s sake, and 58 ahead of Brooklyn Decker).
Coming in hot at number 69 — it appears they’re still into middle school humor, as well — Maxim lists Lennay Kekua, the ex-girlfriend of Manti Te’o. Here she is looking fine as hell in a skimpy black bikini and apparently standing on water:
Here’s the bio:
After Manti Te’o’s fake girlfriend hoax of 2012, we think it might be nice to have an invisible girl of our own to love. Why not? She’s got a ton of great qualities, including looking awesome in a bikini.
Manti Te’o, the gift that keeps on giving.
P.S. How hot is Amber Heard? Goodness.