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I would tongue punch the shit out of that fart box
That’s what the guy said.
Might be the best one of these yet.
I could get hard listening to her cuss out the elderly
Iron Sheik said that about Jane Lynch. His Twitter is definitely worth following.
I want “fart box” added to Webster’s Dictionary, and I want that sentence used as the example.
Norman Reedus is ugly holy shit
Never thought I would have two boners in the morning
Either you have two dicks or you and your boyfriend both have boners.
I’ll go with two dicks
I could give a shit about that stupid tweet Margot read. Besides that, Margot is a dime and the majority of these comments were funny as hell.