Marine Can’t Make Florida Spring Break, But His Cardboard Cutout Can

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From an emailer:

Best friend is in the Marines so we bought a cardboard cut out of him and brought him with us to spring break in Ft. Lauderdale. He ended up getting more ass than anyone else there.

Yeah that triple dick grab five pictures down really sealed the deal. And he was able to maintain that same stoic, Marine-like demeanor throughout.

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Even though it’s not at all similar, this reminds me of the genius guys who printed and wore fake TFM press credentials on the beaches of CancĂșn during spring break. It apparently got them all kinds of crazy attention from girls? Which is total bullshit because I don’t even get attention in real life like that.

Anyway, I wonder of anyone’s doing that this spring break. If so, I want pics and full details.

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