Marshall Henderson Is Going To Be Pouring Drinks Down Ole Miss Students’ Throats As A Guest Bartender

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Marshall Henderson Is Going To Be Pouring Drinks Down Ole Miss Students Throats As A Guest Bartender
Marshall Henderson, the former Ole Miss basketball player, will be bartending at a popular bar near campus next week. Why? Who the hell knows. It’s Marshall Henderson. He does whatever he wants.

Henderson will be pouring drinks at The Levee Oxford on May 5. Is this a good idea? Probably not. Do I love it? Absolutely.

If there’s one thing that can be said about Marshall Henderson, it’s that he does not care. Known for quite a few controversial tweets and on-court demeanor that could be described as aggressive, Henderson clearly doesn’t let what other people think bother him. He’ll be a great bartender.

Other than sucking at making drinks and doing other bartender things, Henderson, who we can all assume will be heavily under the influence, will be interacting with Ole Miss students. They’ll be demanding better service, waiting on drinks, complaining about their cocktails’ contents, and he just won’t care. It’ll be great.

I don’t know if this is some kind of publicity stunt or if he just wants to have a good time, but either way, Marshall Henderson working behind the bar will definitely be a sight to see. I can only imagine the kind of shit that’s going to go down. I’m thinking shit talking, fights, aggressive binge drinking, the works. If you’re in Oxford, check it out. It’s sure to be an interesting evening.

[via College Spun]

BlutarskyTFM (@BlutoGrandex) is a contributing writer for Total Frat Move and Post Grad Problems, the self-appointed Senior Military Analyst for TFM News, founder of the #YesAllMenWhoWearHawaiianShirts Movement, and, on an unrelated note, a huge fan of buffets. While by no means an athletic man, he was the four-square champion of his elementary school in 1997. When not writing poorly organized columns or cracking stupid, inappropriate jokes on Twitter, Bluto pretends to be well-read, finds excuses not to exercise, and actually has a real job.

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