Masked Streakers Interrupt Economics 101 Course At UNC

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When you’re in a lecture hall setting, the chances of a ne’er-do-well troublemaker coming in and causing a commotion are pretty good. We’ve seen it with saxophone players, dudes in full body spandex suits, and of course, streakers. Streakers were the problem du jour for Professor Rita Balaban (who I can only assume is Bob’s daughter) while she was teaching a lower-level economics class at UNC Thursday.

The story goes that three masked men ran in, johnsons a-flyin’, and proceeded to wreak havoc. Not really sure what that entails. Doesn’t mention them tossing books or anything, it kind of just sounds like they ran in, did a little jig, and tried to run out. Not very original, are they? But my girl Rita was having none of it. Apparently she’s a doomsday prepper, because she was all sorts of ready for these kinds of shenanigans. She managed to unmask two of the dudes, because they clearly didn’t hit the circle button quickly enough to pull off their spin move.

In addition, according to the Daily Tar Heel, “Balaban said she didn’t get a good look at the streakers’ faces but she wasn’t impressed with the other anatomical features they had to offer.” So the professor manages to rip off your mask AND successfully burn you in the paper afterward? Streakers, I think y’all lost this one.

The perps are at large, but given the humiliation they’ve suffered at the hands of my new favorite professor, I don’t think any further punishment will be necessary.

[via Daily Tar Heel]

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Sterling Cooper is a contributing writer for Total Frat Move and Post Grad Problems. He has never understood why people like sand, and has been in a bitter ten year rivalry with Muggsy Bogues, for reasons neither of them choose to reveal.

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