“Meat-Wielding Extremists” Storm A Vegan Cafe

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Today we’ve got some interesting news from none other than the birthplace of Joseph Stalin, the Republic of Georgia.

From Fox News:

A vegan cafe in the former Soviet republic of Georgia says it was attacked over the weekend by neo-Nazi “extremists” who threw meat into patrons’ meals and started a mass brawl.

The Kiwi Cafe in Tiblisi said more than a dozen men, some wearing sausage links around their necks, entered the cafe Sunday evening and attacked customers and staff during a screening of the animated show “Rick and Morty”. The brawl eventually spilled onto the street outside the restaurant, with passers-by joining in.

The attackers fled before police arrived and no arrests have been made.

Okay, I really wanted to make fun of the vegans here, but it turns out they’re the second-biggest pussies in this story. The attackers just wrecked some shit and bolted? That’s child’s play right there. I’m all for having fun at the expense of vegans, but there are much better ways it could have been done. If it were me, I would have disguised myself as a waiter and handed one of the patrons a silver platter with a deer’s head on it or something. Extremism and wanton destruction are never the answer.

Further details suggested that the attackers might have been trying to specifically target members of the LGBT community. Can’t they find anything better to do in that small country of theirs? Apparently not.

[via Fox News]

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