In an interview with Ahmad Rashad, Michael Jordan was asked who’d be in his dream foursome–we’re talking golf here, pervs. He first names Arnold Palmer. Then he brings up Oval Office Barry, but not because he’d choose him to join his group. It turns out he simply wanted to use the opportunity to make fun of his golf game.
“I never played with Obama, but I would. But nah, that’s okay. I take him out. He’s a hack. It’d be all day playing with him.”
“I’m just saying he’s a shitty golfer.”
As bad as Barry may be at golf, I guarantee you Mike is a worse golf dresser than he is. Both of them are sad members of the Cargo Shorts on the Course Club, but Jordan brings bad golfing attire to an inexplicably terrible level. Seriously, Mike. Get it the fuck together. .