There’s death by PowerPoint, and then there’s seduction by PowerPoint. It seems that the brothers of Delta Tau Delta are masters at the art of seduction. J Parks Caldwell emailed us this PowerPoint presentation this morning. I’ve got to hand it to the gentlemen — they pulled out all the stops.
It is not uncommon for fraternities and sororities to pair up for tailgates. I can imagine this is a must for Big Ten schools, because you need something besides alcohol to get through a cold as shit tailgate. Why not invite a gaggle of hot sorority women?
In need of a game day sorority, the Delts decided that they’d court the fine ladies of [sorority redacted]. Since it seems everyone and his mother has pledges who butcher some song by serenading the girls, ΔTΔ set itself apart from the rest of the pack by pitching the hell out of the fraternity with an 11-slide PowerPoint presentation for the ages.
Absolutely flawless execution. The girls would be hard pressed to turn down these guys after that. Might as well just call this one a done deal. You can’t help but respect the hustle of these guys for putting out a damn fine effort.
Jim Harbaugh would nod in approval at this recruiting approach. In fact, rumor has it that Jim will start employing this strategy to next year’s blue chippers. Godspeed, gentlemen..
h/t J Parks Caldwell