Michigan Law Students To Cope With Sad Election With Snacks And Play Time

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If you’re a Michigan Law student who’s too distraught and stressed over the results of the presidential election to carry on with your day-to-day life, worry no more. On Monday, November 14 at high noon, you have the opportunity to join your other pussy classmates to get your mind right by enjoying snacks and coloring and playing with bubbles and Legos in a positive, stress-free environment.

From the Michigan Law website:

Post-election Self-care with Food and Play

Date: 11/14/2016
Time: 12:00 PM to 01:00 PM
Contact: Reena Sheth

Location: Hutchins Hall 138

Description: Join us for delicious and comforting food with opportunity to experience some stress-busting, self-care activities such as coloring sheets, play dough, positive card-making, Legos, and bubbles with your fellow law students.

From everything I can gather from the website, this is not a joke. I want it to be a joke so badly, but it is not a joke. It’s real. Students have the chance to “post-election self-care” by decompressing and enjoying snacks and playing with toys designed for toddlers.

I don’t like the word “pussy.” Everybody knows that about me. But I cannot think of a more appropriate term for adult law students who partake in snack and play time because they didn’t get their way. So unbelievable yet sadly perfectly believable in 2016 America.

Play dough. Bubbles. Coloring sheets. Law students. Adults. Pussies.

[via Michigan Law]

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