The man, who says he was sitting at an intersection when a bullet went through his body, continued on his way to a local bar to have a few drinks and shoot some pool with his buddies before being rightfully urged to go to the fucking hospital.
“Uh, hey man. You’re bleeding all over the felt.”
“You’re falling all over the place and you’ve only had half a Bell’s Two Hearted Ale.”
“I said I’m fine.”
“I know you keep saying that, but there is a gaping hole going through your body. I don’t think you’re fine.
“Yeah, maybe. Let’s just get one more drink.”
“Okay…just one more drink.”
From Michigan Live:
He says he drove to a bar in Genesee Township and had drinks and played pool with friends before they suggested he seek medical attention.
The bullet went through his body, police said. He was listed in stable condition at the hospital, according to Mt. Morris Township police Lt. Matt Lasky.
Local police don’t believe a word of the man’s story and are labeling him as an uncooperative victim..
[via Michigan Live]
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