Jonah getting drunk and spending a night inside of a whale. TFM.
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This is highly amusing.
Blowing off God’s orders and not going to Galilee. TFTC.
Nineveh, you Samaritan
Dammit, I guess those 10 years at a private Christian school are paying off now.
^ so you were touched repeatedly by a sexually confused preist for 10 years?
This is why Islam is the true fratty religion no gay preists just guns, explosions and virgins in heaven!
Who hasn’t gotten hammered an banged a fat girl?
^…is not the answer when your dad talks about fucking your mother
Dear JParks… I would fist Libby Riley’s sweet pucker hole until a fountain of brown bitter chocolate exploded onto my eager face. let her know… LET HER FUCKING KNOW!
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Your name is horrible how the fuck do you spell Reagan wrong, Laps.
I have also done this.
The Bible, TFM.
A book that can be re-written multiple times to satisfy religious leaders and ostracize certain races and claim Manifest Destiny for white people. TFM.
Saban crying when he gets a delay of game only to get the shit beaten out of him by his KD daughter. TFM.
Yeah, man, Alabama sure got their shit kicked in yesterday!
Getting butthurt when people mock a religion whose teachings we all violate on a daily basis NF
^this. Atheist =/= Liberal, especially with all the Catholic and J.e.wish libs.
“Envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.”
“Woe to those who rise early in the morning, that they may run after strong drink, who tarry late into the evening as wine inflames them!”
“Nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.”
…and sexual immorality:
“For this is the will of God, your sanctification: that you abstain from sexual immorality; that each one of you know how to control his own body in holiness and honor, not in the passion of lust like the Gentiles who do not know God”
“Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body.”
“But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart”
“For you may be sure of this, that everyone who is sexually immoral or impure, or who is covetous, has no inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and God”
For people who think they can just sin all they want and ask forgiveness from God later:
For if we go on sinning deliberately after receiving the knowledge of the truth, there no longer remains a sacrifice for sins.
By the way, I don’t believe in God or the Bible. But I DESPISE hypocrisy and how people who claim to be Christian don’t follow the teachings of the Bible. In fact, hypocrisy is one of the reasons I’m no longer Christian.
Well said. This is a site that celebrates the depravity of fraternity life, people getting offended by the idea that God doesn’t exist is hilariously ironic.
This would so much better if God was actually real
Non Christian Fraternities. NF
^^ I hope you’re fucking kidding you cumstain
Well I guess I’m that last with real values on this site. Fuckin a.
I agree FratStar45 your existence is pointless
FratStar45, I’LL PUT THE FEAR OF GOD INTO YOU.
You can believe in science AND god, you idiot.
None of us can really say we’re Christians when not only do we get drunk and have premarital sex but we do it much more excessively than the rest of college population or even the US population. There are ten times as many Bible verses condemning those acts than there are condemning homosexual acts, which we think is an unforgivable sin.
If we were really Christians saved by Christ we would bear the fruit of Christ and none of us do. I know most of us think we can have all our sinful fun right now and just ask God for forgiveness after we graduate and settle down, but that’s not how it’s supposed to work. None of us here are Christians no matter how much we say we are, so let’s not rag on liberal atheists as if we’re somehow better than them just because we profess to be Christians. At least they aren’t lying.
I agree fratstar45.
^ You’re a fucking idiot. And Prefrataine is right on the money.
Freedom of speech is amazing. I would fight and die in a war so that FratStar45 can say this. Frat on sir. Going to hell. TFM
Will you heathen GDI’s shut the fuck up, I’m trying to look at Rush Boobs.
Actually no, you really can’t. It’s one or the other. Unless you select some and shun the rest.
Going to church but knowing that you’re probably going to Hell. RFM.
Yeah those science books sure are a bunch of BS. I’ll trust the guys that wrote that book 2000 years ago, not the college educated scientists.
Considering that damn near every single real fraternity was founded by God-fearing men whose written ritual or chapter meeting format at some point probably includes prayer, I think there’s an unspoken declaration on the table from pretty much everyone here that you should just get the fuck out. I guess it’s true, nothing really is sacred these days.
^Thank you. These pledges seem to just get worse and worse. Next liberalism is going to be cool. What the fuck.
Oh yea my bad. I’m sure there is a guy sitting above the clouds listening to all our problems and solving them. Believing in God is equivalent to believing in Santa.