Jonah getting drunk and spending a night inside of a whale. TFM.
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Blowing off God’s orders and not going to Galilee. TFTC.
Nineveh, you Samaritan
Dammit, I guess those 10 years at a private Christian school are paying off now.
^ so you were touched repeatedly by a sexually confused preist for 10 years?
This is why Islam is the true fratty religion no gay preists just guns, explosions and virgins in heaven!
Who hasn’t gotten hammered an banged a fat girl?
^…is not the answer when your dad talks about fucking your mother
This is highly amusing.
The Bible, TFM.
A book that can be re-written multiple times to satisfy religious leaders and ostracize certain races and claim Manifest Destiny for white people. TFM.
Saban crying when he gets a delay of game only to get the shit beaten out of him by his KD daughter. TFM.
Yeah, man, Alabama sure got their shit kicked in yesterday!
Dear JParks… I would fist Libby Riley’s sweet pucker hole until a fountain of brown bitter chocolate exploded onto my eager face. let her know… LET HER FUCKING KNOW!
Your name is horrible how the fuck do you spell Reagan wrong, Laps.
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I have also done this.
Getting butthurt when people mock a religion whose teachings we all violate on a daily basis NF
^this. Atheist =/= Liberal, especially with all the Catholic and J.e.wish libs.
“Envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.”
“Woe to those who rise early in the morning, that they may run after strong drink, who tarry late into the evening as wine inflames them!”
“Nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.”
…and sexual immorality:
“For this is the will of God, your sanctification: that you abstain from sexual immorality; that each one of you know how to control his own body in holiness and honor, not in the passion of lust like the Gentiles who do not know God”
“Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body.”
“But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart”
“For you may be sure of this, that everyone who is sexually immoral or impure, or who is covetous, has no inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and God”
For people who think they can just sin all they want and ask forgiveness from God later:
For if we go on sinning deliberately after receiving the knowledge of the truth, there no longer remains a sacrifice for sins.
By the way, I don’t believe in God or the Bible. But I DESPISE hypocrisy and how people who claim to be Christian don’t follow the teachings of the Bible. In fact, hypocrisy is one of the reasons I’m no longer Christian.
Well said. This is a site that celebrates the depravity of fraternity life, people getting offended by the idea that God doesn’t exist is hilariously ironic.
Taking poetic license. TFM