Referring to your upcoming wedding as a merger. TFM.
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More like aggressive venture capitalism.
Referring to your upcoming wedding as a “buyout”. TFM.
Getting married is just agreeing to hate someone until they take half your shit. not altogether appealing. and yes, my parents have gone in different directions. and yes, two christmases is fuckin sweet.
I suppose that could be true (I have no personal experience) but having divorced parents still sucks a massive cock.
Two Christmases=More Booze money. It is quite lovely
yeah it does. But the cool shit is alright. My stepmother bought me a plane for my 17th birthday. Shit was epic. If you’re parents are awesome, they just go ahead and marry millionaires. She took all her money from the most prominent lawyer in the state. And this girl bought me a fucking 900 Hawker XP and its actually fucking awesome. So divorce isn’t all bad.
Until the DOJ stomps that out
Please tell me you’re not referring to the same-sex marriage shit.
I don’t know what he is. Because he’s not a bear, but he’s certainly not a twink.
Does anyone else think this is trying a bit too hard?
^entirely, but I agree with the sentiment of tryhard’s comment. If you’re marrying someone, you better think of it as more than just a merger.
Goddamn, even Jesus Christ couldn’t perform a miracle to save your ugly ass. With that said, I’m sure this guy’s “merger” is as impressive as LGBT merging with the NAACP.
^id say he’s the expert
^He’s got years of experience in the field.
You would obviously know what trying hard is…
^Seems rather irrelevant to the comment thread..