The greatest “new member educator” of all time.
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“Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers and I don’t see any horns.”
Being a stickler and trying way tooo hard, NF.
Way to fuck it up, champ. Take a few laps.
TFM was started by guys who went to UT. The headquarters are in Austin Texas. Your a genius
^ so are you
By definition, a quotation is meant to be precise.
“Doubleshotmakers” calling someone a try hard is a little ironic.
Lippers, unless and until you know the difference between “your” and “you’re”, please refrain from criticizing others’ intelligence.
EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY
*Lets schlong hang out accompanied by rubbery sounds* everybody love me!
^^^^^^^^ You’re* a genius.
I thought Everybody Loved Raymond
The fucking great thing about this part is that it wasn’t scripted.
It was just R. Lee Ermey being a hardass Marine drill instructor.
FIRSTpostOX, DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
Bullshit. I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
^I’m afraid not.
Whoever gave FIRSTpostOX and LASTpostOX bids probably hangs his head in shame every time he reads one of their posts.
Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas and I don’t see any horns so that kinda narrows it down now don’t it.
It looks like the best part of you ran down your Momma’s asscrack and became a brown stain on the mattress.
“You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!”
“I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.”
Hazing your pledges so hard that they kill you then commit suicide. TFTC?
The fuck >>
Haha best part of the movie sir.
Nice glasses jizz mop
Private Pyle I’m gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-****ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-**** you! ONE! TWO! THREE
thank you for not saying the fuck word i could have been scarred
Thanks for refraining from vulgarity, fuckface.
I don’t like the name Lawerence, only fa.gg.ots and sailors are called Lawerence!