The greatest “new member educator” of all time.
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“You climb obstacles like old people fuck”
The fucking great thing about this part is that it wasn’t scripted.
It was just R. Lee Ermey being a hardass Marine drill instructor.
All the brothers get together and watch this before hell week starts. Best brotherhood event ever.
And then they act like they know how to haze Marine Corps style from watching a movie.
We haze till the pledges piss themselves.
AAANNNNNNDDDDD ……. DEEEEEEENNNNNN ?
Frat Sajack TFM.
Frat Sipjack TFTC?
“Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who’s the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I’ll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.”
Hazing your pledges so hard that they kill you then commit suicide. TFTC?
The fuck >>
Haha best part of the movie sir.
“HOLY JESUS! WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!” “it’s a jelly donut sir.”
Bullshit. I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
It looks like the best part of you ran down your Momma’s asscrack and became a brown stain on the mattress.
FIRSTpostOX, DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas and I don’t see any horns so that kinda narrows it down now don’t it.
^I’m afraid not.
Whoever gave FIRSTpostOX and LASTpostOX bids probably hangs his head in shame every time he reads one of their posts.
“Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers and I don’t see any horns.”
Being a stickler and trying way tooo hard, NF.
^^^^^^^^ You’re* a genius.
Lippers, unless and until you know the difference between “your” and “you’re”, please refrain from criticizing others’ intelligence.
Way to fuck it up, champ. Take a few laps.
By definition, a quotation is meant to be precise.
“Doubleshotmakers” calling someone a try hard is a little ironic.
^ so are you
EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY
TFM was started by guys who went to UT. The headquarters are in Austin Texas. Your a genius
*Lets schlong hang out accompanied by rubbery sounds* everybody love me!
I thought Everybody Loved Raymond