News

Minnesota Vikings Players Honor Harambe With Pre-Game Tribute

Harambe continues his beyond-the-grave reign of pop culture supremacy. This time, “He Who Must Be Named In Every Possible Situation” has made his way into the land of Goodell.

9/11 seems an interesting day on which to pull this stunt, but you can’t really blame these dudes; they probably had no idea their chant would go off on social media.

“Spoons Out For Harambe” is definitely a new one. I’m pretty sure I see where they’re coming from (a “we eatin’!” reference?), but it just doesn’t roll off the tongue. Also, while I always have my penis on hand (and oftentimes in hand), I don’t always have a spoon on me. That makes honoring Harambe pretty difficult unless I’m in a kitchen, at a picnic, or am enjoying the tender and embracing caress of one of the large, burly men at the all-male bath house my girlfriend.

Long story frat, I don’t think you can expect to see a “Spoons Out For Harambe” tee from Grandex any time soon.

Hey, TFM Writer Jared Borislow here. If you don’t like us plugging our Harambe t-shirts, then, whatever you do, do NOT click here or here. Seriously, don’t. It will only infuriate you.

For the fastest way to keep up with TFM, download our free smartphone app.

[via Twitter]

Image via Twitter

Email this to a friend

Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

18 Comments You must log in to comment, or create an account
Show Comments

For More Photos and Videos

Latest podcasts

Download Our App

Take TFM with you. Get

New Stories

Load More