My pledge brother is heart broken because his slut girlfriend of 3 years cheated on him. When I got home he was eating raw cookie dough and watching Glee. You could tell he’d been crying. So I iced his gay ass. TFM.
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Asking a pledge to borrow his razor, using it, then returning it while having the exact same facial hair. TFM.
Making a pledge drop a class because you need his spot, but still making him go to it for you. TFM.