My pledge brother is heart broken because his slut girlfriend of 3 years cheated on him. When I got home he was eating raw cookie dough and watching Glee. You could tell he’d been crying. So I iced his gay ass. TFM.
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Not worrying about a possible ebola outbreak, because after living in the frat house, there’s nothing your immune system can’t handle. TFM.
First one in my family not to attend an Ivy League school, also the first one in my family to have a threesome. TFM.