My pledge brother is heart broken because his slut girlfriend of 3 years cheated on him. When I got home he was eating raw cookie dough and watching Glee. You could tell he’d been crying. So I iced his gay ass. TFM.
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Telling the pledges you’re giving up hazing for Lent, then reminding them you’re in a Jewish fraternity. TFM.
Spending all night convincing her you’re not trying to get in her pants just to get in her pants. TFM.