The pizza delivery guy knowing you by name, but not knowing whether he’s going to get a beer, a fuck you, or $20 as a tip. TFM.
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Convincing your parents to spend thousands of dollars so you can drink in a mansion throughout college. TFM.
Loudly announcing, “He was masturbating,” any time EMS has to come to the house to treat an injured brother. TFM.
Being such a good bullshitter that you convince yourself you have feelings for her. TFM.