Explaining to hotel staff that if they won’t let you scuba dive drunk then they shouldn’t advertise it as a vacation activity. TFM.

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    WtF_

    This one time me and one of my pledge brothers were walking back to the frat castle from the bars and suddenly this smokin ass slam runs right in front of us literally half naked. We both stopped looked at her, wondering why she was running without a shirt on then a cop car appeared going in the same direction. At this point we decided to keep walking. 5 minutes later we were almost back at the house when the same girl appeared from a bush across the street she started running towards us. she ran up to us and asked if we could hide her for a while. My brother said yea sure before I had a chance to ask her why she was running from the cops, but she was hot so I let it go. Once we were inside I asked her and she said she got into a fight with another girl and the girl ripped her shirt. Then she punched the other girl knocking her down where she hit her head against the ground at this point she was drunk so she took off her shirt since she thought it looked bad ripped then she started running which caught the attention of a cop who was passing by. Sounded reasonable to me so we started taking shots with her. Then we Eiffel towered that bitch and kicked her ass out. The end.

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      NoFat Chicks

      I think they are posting their own TFM’s because the ones submitted by users blow Dorn’s dick. If user submitted TFM’s were better, they would not have to post them themselves.

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    RJ Berger

    reminds me of last summer, my family and i went to vacation in hawaii, the big island. so we go out on the boat, to scuba dive, i get all my gear ready and hop in the water, i go underwater and see one of the nicest sets of fake knockers i’ve ever seen. i swim up behind her and grab them thru her pink bikini. she shrieked and spun around like one of those spinny tops u can get for 15 tickets at chuck e. cheese or dave n busters, anyways once she saw my chiseled body and model good looks, she smiled and we swam together back to the boat. once on board, we made our way to the bathroom, where i punisher her va-jay-jjay until i got so excited that i released a giant load right on her cans. after i cleaned up her juggs with a square of teepee, we got dressed and exited the washroom, just as we were exiting the captain was waiting to use the shitter, he asks me “how was everything in there?” and winked. i respond with a sly grin “the place is in ship shape sir”

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