Grandpa referring to his secretaries as “the girls.” TFM.
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Grandpa referring to his testicles as “the boys”. TFM
As you are well aware by now, I borrow a hefty portion of my material from old internet stories. I change a few things in the stories to make them relatable to the TFM audience/more up to date, and sometimes I add a personal twist to the endings. Some people *cough* TFM tech guy *cough* have a vendetta against me because I repost things found elsewhere and therefore dismiss the humor in the comments I post. I leave it up to you, TFM commenters, whether I shall continue to post stories (as I have plenty more material), or whether I shall fade into distant commenter memory. However, if you name happens to be Zero_FucksGiven, I don’t give a shit what you think.
Keep on keepin’ on. I look forward to your comments more so than Fail Friday.
Your comments make this website tolerable, fuck you tech guy.
Well, it looks as if you loose, tech guy. I guess they’d rather read my stories than 2 year old recycled TFMs. More stories and rants will be coming your way soon. In the meantime, to hold you over check out today’s story.
I couldn’t give a shit if they’re not his, and to be honest I’m glad they’re not original. They’re obviously not real, so get the cork out of your ass, tech guy. Fucking nerd.
Keep’em coming. Though it is disappointing your aren’t as sick a sonofabitch as i thought
Original or GTFO
shut your whore mouth, frat misogynist gets me through the day sometimes, keep doing what your doing
Grandpa referring to whatever he wants to for whatever the reason. TFM
I’m a little firsty
^^ there is no point to buttchugging
My bad, butt chugging till I develop cirrhosis.
I think that was the joke^
I’m a little start doing wall sits right fucking now…y.
You wouldn’t get cirrhosis from butt chugging, you idiot. That’s the point of butt chugging, to avoid alcohol processing by the liver.
Pledges have to be good for something