Mizzou’s Chancellor Favorited Some Pretty Graphic Porn On Twitter

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Nice Move

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Please be a hack. PLEASE be a hack. Say it ain’t so, @Bowtieger!

There are so many alternate explanations I want to be true here. R. Bowen Loftin, Mizzou’s kindly, bow tie loving chancellor was subtly hacked? He had an old man who doesn’t totally understand social media moment and accidentally hit the star after wandering into a dark corner of Twitter? Whoever helps run his social media forgot to switch accounts in the heat of fapping? If the latter is true, then, c’mon man, lock it up! You’ve got to be careful when you have access to professional social media accounts. You can’t be favoriting porn with such cavalier abandon. Who do you think you work for? TFM!?

I just want something, ANYTHING other than the reality that Bowen was cruising weird Twitter porn yesterday to be true.

Regardless of what might or might not be true, there is some very graphic, and for whatever reason, underwater, porn sitting in R. Bowen Loftin’s favorites right now. If he favorited it because he thinks it’s impressive, well, I challenge anyone to disagree with him there. Whatever, if someone thumbed through your porn browsing history and didn’t find something weird you’re not a real person.

Here’s the screenshot of Loftin’s, uh, “goal” apparently.

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I also really hope he was agreeing with the caption.

I’ve been a fan of Loftin since his tenure as Mizzou’s chancellor began — he really is great — and if anything, I like him even more now. Then again, I work here and am me. But here we go again, another man is going to be forced to apologize for what he’s ‘batin to. What a world.

HAPPY HOMECOMING WEEK, MIZZOU!

***UPDATE***

R. Bowen Loftin has taken to Twitter (this time intentionally) to let the public know that his Twitter account was hacked, and that is the reason a video of a gentleman and a lady who were running the disinfecting powers of chlorine through the unsanitary gauntlet at the bottom of a pool was present on his list of Twitter favorites.


Hacked. Totally. Whatever you say Bowtieger.

*Winks* *Elbow nudges* *Points to swimming pool* *Gives two thumbs up* *Sticks tongue out and starts air thrusting*

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