MLB Legend Lenny Dykstra Gets Older Women To Pay Him For Sex

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Lenny Dysktra

We’ve all done some despicable things for money. One of my brothers once sold his heirloom Rolex for beer money, giving himself a whole week of Miller High Life at the low, low price of his father’s love. Athletes are especially prone to doing weak stuff to earn some scratch after the lights die down. Still, I haven’t seen anything along the lines of Lenny Dykstra’s new business venture: going full gigolo for old ladies.

From TMZ:

The former MLB great appeared on The Howard Stern Show on SiriusXM and essentially said he’s moonlighting as a paid male gigolo.

“Would you f*** a woman your own age?” Howard asked.

Lenny’s response – “If they paid me.”

Dykstra explained that he has several older female “clients” who pay him for “companionship” – but when Howard pressed and asked if sex was part of the job, Lenny didn’t commit to an answer.
He did say that one of his ladies – who he says is around 80 – is killing him because she “always wants to stick her f****** tongue down my throat.

The reverse Warren Sapp approach. Nice. It’s a pretty ballsy move on Lenny’s part, of course, since it’s a pretty well-known fact that old people are cesspools of disease. The downstairs kind. Still, it can’t be that awful to get paid for a gummy beej or two and, if I’m being true to myself, I’d willingly take Betty White for a trip around the world.

I guess, when the spotlight drifts to the next big thing, you have to do what’s necessary to pay the bills. For a guy like Lenny who only knows baseball and broads, that just leaves the gigolo life. Just keep the video camera off, for all of our sakes.

[via TMZ]

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