In honor of our nation’s birth, TFM has compiled a photo gallery worthy of the greatest country since the beginning of man.
- In Unsurprising News, Bill Clinton Allegedly Tried To Bang Jackie Kennedy
- DickPicr Is Like Tinder, But With Photos Of Your Weiner
- Judge Okays $50 Million Lawsuit Against “The Wolf Of Wall Street” Filed By Inspiration For Rugrat
- Colin Cowherd Says The SEC Is Bullshit
- Guy Asks 100 Different Girls If They Want To Bone, Fails Spectacularly