In honor of our nation’s birth, TFM has compiled a photo gallery worthy of the greatest country since the beginning of man.
- The First “Smart Bottle” For Liquor Is Here To Forever Change The Way You Drink
- Scientist Apparently Created A New Alcohol That Gets You Hammered Without The Hangover
- NYC Man Puts Up Flyers Searching For Girlfriend, Ends Up Banging 118 Different Chicks
- Sorority’s Philanthropy Event Postponed Because Someone Was Offended By Fucking Maracas
- The Average Dick Length Is Shorter Than You Think