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My Brain Cannot Comprehend How Hot These Australian Surfing Sisters Are

There is a ton of stuff in this world that I just don’t understand. The list is long but distinguished. Like how Jimmer Fredette was drafted before Klay Thompson and Kawhi Leonard, or how airplane pilots never forget the keys to the plane in their apartment.

I also don’t understand how these surfing sisters from Australia, the Coffey sisters, are as hot as they are. Ellie-Jean is 22, Holly Daze (electric porn star name) is 18 (seriously), and they’re infernos. Forest fires so blazing I’m told Vinny Chase used them as inspiration in Smokejumpers. If you’ve got heart problems I suggest kindly closing your browser.

Ellie-Jean is not my lover…she’s just a girl who claims I’ll never be the one…

Holly Daze has me dazed and confused. My head is spinning just trying to process what I’m looking at…she’s got a Kate Upton thing going on.

And these are Australian surfer chicks so you know they’re one thousand percent cooler than you and all of your friends.

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Boston Max

You can usually find me romancing your older sister over at PGP (PostGradProblems)

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