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Natalie Portman Looking SO Fine at the Texas-Baylor Game

Natalie Portman and few other well-known actors are currently in Austin filming a movie, per my movie buff colleague Bacon. Saturday she dropped into Darrell K. Royal Texas Memorial Stadium to catch a defenseless football performance and, according to rumor, do some filming for her upcoming movie.

Portman has always had that classic beauty thing going on, which is a rare and highly underrated attribute. I’ve been a fan of hers for awhile now, and it has little to do with her acting talent. But am I wrong in saying Saturday night at the Texas-Baylor football game is the best she has ever looked? I mean she looks incredible. Plus, she is straight packing heat under that leather jacket. Child birth has been good to her (and us).

So fine. So damn fine. Now, either Portman is acting in the above .gif, or she was stoned out of her gourd. She looks totally disoriented.

And holy shit get a load of that FUPA just over Portman’s shoulder. That biggin’ may have been fully aroused at the time with the lovely Natalie Portman just feet away, but with that impressive slab of beef hanging over his crotch, we won’t ever know. It could just be swallowed up under there.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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