Drinking beer going 50 mph. TFM.
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What kind of boat is that? I can’t seem to find the sails…
I’m always on the side of a sailor, but in this case, my biggest complaint is that this is some cheap-shit bowcruiser. Regardless, they seem to be having a good time, so I’m willing to cut them plenty of slack.
Someone’s getting laid tonight
Too many cargos to count.. NF
*they’re and unless you surf you look like a tool in board shorts.
I personally don’t see anything wrong with “cargos” and find it appalling that greeks shun them. They come in handy on any outdoor trip.
there board shorts not cargos
Sorry, but surfers look like tools in them too.
Not being able to count to 2. FaF.
^ this. Board shorts are cargos for California hippy surfers.
Couldn’t afford the wake tower?
Wake tower, couldn’t afford?
Hopefully they decided against the wake tower not due to finances, but because wakeboarding is fucking lame.
Lifejackets on the boat. NF
Fuck Titanic. No Lifejackets. No training wheels. No Tampons.
^ Remember Titanic, asshole.
Actually it’d be 50 knots.
Sorry, my Cole Haan’s don’t have laces.
Not knowing you mph to knots conversion. NF.
^43.4 knots. Lace em’ up.
So this is what you do on Monday mornings