Drinking beer going 50 mph. TFM.
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The girls never showed up!
So this is what you do on Monday mornings
That’s the same face he made when he sucked FIRSTpostOX’s little tallywacker.
There’s water in Nebraska?
Beat me to it.
Well something has to water the corn?
They have some nice neighborhoods on man-made lakes around Omaha.
God forbid they went on vacation. Fucking idiots. Come on, you guys.
You want me to come on y’all?
You don’t know what the point of using a comma is, do you
And you don’t know the use of a question mark, do you?
no girls, TFTC?
Well there was…until they dumped the prostitute body
^Which is why they don’t have the time to drink the beer regularly.
Actually it’d be 50 knots.
^43.4 knots. Lace em’ up.
Sorry, my Cole Haan’s don’t have laces.
Not knowing you mph to knots conversion. NF.
Someone’s getting laid tonight
Too many cargos to count.. NF
^ this. Board shorts are cargos for California hippy surfers.
I personally don’t see anything wrong with “cargos” and find it appalling that greeks shun them. They come in handy on any outdoor trip.
Not being able to count to 2. FaF.
there board shorts not cargos
*they’re and unless you surf you look like a tool in board shorts.
Sorry, but surfers look like tools in them too.