Drinking beer going 50 mph. TFM.
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Actually it’d be 50 knots.
^43.4 knots. Lace em’ up.
Sorry, my Cole Haan’s don’t have laces.
Not knowing you mph to knots conversion. NF.
What kind of boat is that? I can’t seem to find the sails…
I’m always on the side of a sailor, but in this case, my biggest complaint is that this is some cheap-shit bowcruiser. Regardless, they seem to be having a good time, so I’m willing to cut them plenty of slack.
no girls, TFTC?
Well there was…until they dumped the prostitute body
^Which is why they don’t have the time to drink the beer regularly.
Someone’s getting laid tonight
Too many cargos to count.. NF
Not being able to count to 2. FaF.
there board shorts not cargos
*they’re and unless you surf you look like a tool in board shorts.
I personally don’t see anything wrong with “cargos” and find it appalling that greeks shun them. They come in handy on any outdoor trip.
Sorry, but surfers look like tools in them too.
^ this. Board shorts are cargos for California hippy surfers.
So this is what you do on Monday mornings
That’s the same face he made when he sucked FIRSTpostOX’s little tallywacker.
There’s water in Nebraska?
Beat me to it.
Well something has to water the corn?
They have some nice neighborhoods on man-made lakes around Omaha.
You want me to come on y’all?
And you don’t know the use of a question mark, do you?
God forbid they went on vacation. Fucking idiots. Come on, you guys.
You don’t know what the point of using a comma is, do you