Need A Job? Waka Flocka Flame Is Offering $50K A Year For A Full-Time Blunt Roller

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Are you the proud owner of a specialized skill set? Do you possess something that sets you apart from the crowd? Maybe you’re an incredible mathematician or an aspiring engineer. That’s great and all, but as far as Waka Flocka Flame is concerned, you’re not worth his gooch pubes.

Waka Flocka has no interest in your intellectual bullshit or numerical nonsense. Instead, he’s seeking a master blunt roller–someone with the ability to consistently roll the most beautiful reefer the world has ever seen.

I attempted to research the median salary of a professional blunt roller, but my searches were futile.

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If you believe your blunt rolling skills are worthy of a $50,000 paycheck, Mr. Flame is eagerly awaiting your application.

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