Never trusting the contents of an open water bottle in the house. TFM.
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Peeing in all open water bottles you find in the house. TFTC.
^ Needle dick
Never trusting the contents of an IV bag on my wing. TFM.
Rice… Get the fuck out of here Geed.
During my freshman year I was smoking/drinking with some guys in one of their house’s bedrooms, and a another girl looking for a chaser points to a bottle in the corner of the room and asks, “What’s that?” and was about to pick it up. And the dude whose room it was goes, “I was too hungover to go to the bathroom down the hall this morning so I pissed in the bottle.” She thought it was yellow gatorade.
Your house as a garbage dump.. NF Maids are cheap in this Great Recession. Help yourself out.
Wow, you’re a dumbass. Fear not intelligence-lacking fuckstick, I heard the consumption of bleach and other household cleaning products helps replenish brain cells. Who knew!
I have a 3.7 at Rice University, lemme guess you are some dumb ass state school fuck.
Sig Ep at SMU fuck face. Transfer student, and you are right my penis is HUGE.
^Let’s let this article speak for itself. http://parkcitiesblog.dallasnews.com/2013/03/smu-fraternity-suspended-from-campus-for-two-years-following-alleged-assault.html/
Wow, you must have a huge penis as well!!! Also, http://collegeprowler.com/rice-university/greek-life/. Interestingly enough, apparently Rice University has no Greek life. That being said, get the fuck off this website, Geed.
^ You trying to get his number? I can help you.
So where do you go to school?
Cause theres roofies in it? Oh ya i forot your in sae –