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New Product Promises To Make Your Sperrys Stop Smelling Like Death Mixed With Spoiled Cottage Cheese

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It’s a problem that every fraternity man has faced at one point or another.

After hours of drinking, walking around town, and tripping on deceivingly placed cracks in the sidewalk, you remove your saturated boat shoes to a smell that would make a decade old gallon of breastmilk seem like an improvement.

The atrocious Sperry stench is a real problem. Lucky for us, that problem is about to become a thing of the past.

Let me introduce you all to the glory that are Gekks. Gekks are a new product, still in development, that promise to eliminate the everlasting torment of Sperry stench forever. By using a bunch of sciency stuff that I don’t pretend to understand, Gekks fit perfectly into your boat shoes and kill odor faster than you can say “Hey pledge, clean my shoes.”

Throw away the odor removal spray that does nothing but make your shoes smell like a Febreeze and cheddar vomit cocktail. Keep your dryer sheets in the laundry room where they belong. Gekks’ use of antimicrobial silver yarn (the same stuff astronauts use) that these other de-fungusizing techniques can’t shake a stick at. Check out this video for more long scientific words that describe just how Gekks work their magic.

Gekks have just about completed their Kickstarter campaign, and hope to be on the market soon. If you’re the impatient type, all you have to do is pledge $25 to get a set of Gekks magical shoe de-stankers sent your way.

Check out their Kickstarter page HERE for more info on what will soon be the savior of your Sperry collection.

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StuffFratPeopleLike (@StuffFratsLike) is a writer for Total Frat Move, and due to his crippling OCD and functional alcoholism he can only understand and write text when presented in a numbered list format. So you're all jerks for calling him out on it. He is a self described Huguenot, and commands a secret sexual fetish for angry internet comments.

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